{"id":1734,"date":"2011-01-19T21:06:29","date_gmt":"2011-01-19T20:06:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/terraroot.neoneoism.com\/?p=1734"},"modified":"2011-01-19T21:06:29","modified_gmt":"2011-01-19T20:06:29","slug":"i-made-a-funny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terraroot.neoneoism.com\/?p=1734","title":{"rendered":"i made a funny!"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’ve a habit of shouting “tits!” every time sex is used to sell me something on the tv<\/p>\n

lotto came on, i shouted “tits!”, Sarah fed up goes:<\/p>\n

“Shes not selling anything,Tim.”,”Don’t care want it anyway!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’ve a habit of shouting “tits!” every time sex is used to sell me something on the tv lotto came on, i shouted “tits!”, Sarah fed up goes: “Shes not selling anything,Tim.”,”Don’t care want it anyway!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":964,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1734","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ruminations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/terraroot.neoneoism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1734","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/terraroot.neoneoism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/terraroot.neoneoism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terraroot.neoneoism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/964"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terraroot.neoneoism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1734"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/terraroot.neoneoism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1734\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1735,"href":"https:\/\/terraroot.neoneoism.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1734\/revisions\/1735"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/terraroot.neoneoism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1734"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terraroot.neoneoism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1734"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terraroot.neoneoism.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1734"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}